February 2012
Anonymous asked: i was kind of in a tumblr depression because japonies deleted and then she got a new blog under a different name but it never felt right so discovering your blog has just made my life light up again and i actually have an internet connection so thank you
i think i’m going to puke if i don’t get off
bye
put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest. →
lil-misty:
† Your religious Views? @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? # Relationship with your father? $ Relationship with your mother? % Who is your most loved person? ^ Have you ever been bullied? & What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? * What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? + What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ¤ Had...
And I’m on tonight You know my hips don’t lie And I’m starting to feel it’s right All the attraction, the tension Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
quick question what happened to violet beauregarde’s boobs
and this is mike teavee circa 2012
okay so violet beauregarde got hot
i wonder what veruca salt looks like nowada-
I APPROVE
-chews gum for ten years to get a body like violet beauregarde-
franfine:
WHEN
YOU
LEFT
I
LOST
A
PART
OF
ME
AND
IT’S
STILL
SO
HARD
TO
BELIEVE
ugh i always apologize for everything even when it isn’t even my fault i hate it
i know every single lyric to we belong together by mariah carey i am a true diva
cannolis asked: thats what rachel waring did when she got a boyfriend then she got FRIENDZONED and made a humble return to her blog
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i’m getting bored of tumblr but i’m never going to delete i’m just going to slowly let my account rot and die hahah suck on that no one is ever getting this url
Anonymous asked: you're such a kiss ass to laine OH MY GOD it's so pathetic
idk why some people hate laine so much like she has her bitchy moments but she is actually a really nice person if you just talk to her GOD
ugh i hate how i have to yell to get people in this house to even pay attention to me
i now have more followers than when i was princess-diana whoop whoop
r.i.p princess-diana
my mother just asked me for the newspaper was and i said i had no idea where it was and she just stared at me and i looked down and saw the newspaper on my lap i think i have alzheimers
Anonymous asked: your icon is flawless
jokes we will never seem to get tired of:
laine being a lesbian
katy’s tanning
making fun of jovan
kim dotcom says that he needs $220,000 a month to live on
ha
ha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
oh god i think i’m coming down with something
everyone who is not a retard: i hate rick santorum
saddeer:
teenmale:
are you supposed to delete your blog when you turn 19
bring back sarah palin
STOMACH CRAMPS I AM HGAVING STOMCH CRAMPS
OH JESUS THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BADMOUTHING RICK SANTORUM ISN’T IT
i don’t even live in america and rick santorum scares the shit out of me
what even is this drama
am i the only one who sometimes sees a kid and thinks “oh man they’re going to be hot when they grow up”
i’m on my laptop right now and seriously how am i even supposed to use this thing it’s tiny
my hand takes up like half of the keyboard wtf
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riddel replied to your post: breaking news announcement from cnn
if you really had a boyfriend you wouldn’t be bragging about it on tumblr
and if you weren’t a cunt you wouldn’t comment
Anonymous asked: you are gorgeous and lovely and funny and i'm so happy you are happy cause you deserve it.
“At this time in my life I’m more Jew-ish than Jewish”
– Joan Rivers (via allyouladiespopyopussylikedis)
wow i loves you guys so much thank you all <333333
Anonymous asked: How do you get friendzoned after you have a boyfriend?
you guys should rejoice because now i won’t be making any more whiny posts about being single
but if i get friendzoned rachel waring style
lord help your dashboards
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breaking news announcement from cnn
i have a boyfrienddddddd
is it weird that i don’t drink soda like at all period
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shoulderblades replied to your post: i just want to go back to 2003 and scrub that fake…
trashy xtina is my faveeeeeeeee
BUT
BACK TO BASICS PSEUDO-GLAMOROUS XTINA THOUGH
i just want to go back to 2003 and scrub that fake tan off her trashy ass
sup
Anonymous asked: u look like jason segel
